parking the bus

What Jose Mourhino does.

Chelsea were parking the bus when they beat Liverpool 2-0.

by Martin Hoxton June 9, 2014

Short Bus Shawty

Slow, you ride the short bus.

Boy 1- Yo momma so slow they said it was chilli outside and she went and got a bowl.

Boy 2- Wait i dont get it.

Boy 1- You a short bus shawty.

by Vonne Love November 14, 2011

driving the big white bus

Puking up your guts into the toilet bowl while holding on to the rim with both hands to prevent yourself from falling in, while the room spins around and around.

After the party last night I went home and started driving the big white bus.

by PeeBee February 17, 2004

beef bus

A beef bus is a a Penis

Parking the Beef Bus in Tuna Town

by Pod November 14, 2004

Banter Bus

The banter bus is a metaphorical term used to describe the activity of going to a place of interest with banterous intent usually some sort of clunge fest. It could also be used to ask someone if they want to partake in some meta-wymsical behavior.

I am on the banter bus now I'll be at the clunge fest in 20 minutes.

What you doing tonight mate? You up for getting on the banter bus.

by stupidgrin69 October 26, 2010

bait bus

A pornographic film series in which a bunch of homosexual men use a hot woman to bait some retarded guy into a bus, tell him it's the legendary "Bang Bus," and say that they are going to blindfold him and let the hot girl suck him off.

Bob got baited into the bus and wound up being blown by a guy!

by Hippy on a Bicycle October 22, 2003

huss bus

Any vehicle used for driving around and picking up hussy.

His seemingly ordinary Toyota van became a notorious huss bus after sunset.

by Bloopy April 10, 2005