Wet Blanket

See Tony for details.

Tony is a wet blanket.

by asdfuiop123 July 13, 2022

Apple blanket

When someone peels the skin off an apple and eats it.

That fucking idiot really eating the apple blanket?

by Mpact September 23, 2022

grid blanket

a blanket used by preppy 10 year olds on tiktok

hey emily, we should go get preppy grid blankets from the store!

by craft-122500 September 25, 2022

Warm blankets

The best thing in fall or winter, warm blankets are mostly found after laundry

Person 1: I love warm blankets
Person 2: me too

by Warm blankets October 24, 2022

Alpaca Blanket

When you cum on her back, shave your head, throw your shavings on the cum, then spit.

If you alpaca blanket again, I’m leaving.

Are you cold? I can give you an alpaca blanket?

by TheRealFlow November 11, 2022

Vietnamese blanket trick

Vietnamese women are known, far and wide for their sexual prowess.
In the Vietnamese Blanket Trick, a man and a woman are wrapped in a blanket whilst engaging in sex. The woman is then able to bring the man to orgasm simply through the use of her vaginal muscles.

You ain't had sex if you've never experienced the Vietnamese Blanket Trick.

by Bien there November 20, 2022

wet blanket

Mortie

Mortie is a wet blanket

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023