Guy 1: Man whys that guy staring at us?
Guy 2: Dude i bet he's a blanket pig
Guy 1: Man he gonna be in that car all night.
Guy 2: Dude i bet he's a blanket pig
Guy 1: Man he gonna be in that car all night.
by Killerfatmonkey October 6, 2010

im going to go under my blanket and sleep
by THEGUUUUUUUUUYYYYYY October 9, 2022

All day spent on the couch generally not giving a f*ck about the world or interacting with the human race. Wrapped in a blanket, it's the ultimate chill day. Waisting your entire day watching TV, playing video games, watching movies, often times in your pajamas and not showered for the entire day. B.i.B usually occurres following a long work week, a night of heavy partying, or when your home sick.
Ex 1) You're hungover? Are we gonna see you later or are you B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)?
Ex 2) I had a f*cked week at work, I'm B.i.B all weekend...
Ex 3) I've got the cold from hell, I'm B.i.B with some hot & sour soup and Theraflu.
Ex 2) I had a f*cked week at work, I'm B.i.B all weekend...
Ex 3) I've got the cold from hell, I'm B.i.B with some hot & sour soup and Theraflu.
by T. Dub January 12, 2013

A strategy implemented when one breaks up with their significant other. Involves alot of talking to/befriending potential people who may want to be with their ex in order to put guilty thoughts in their head if they ever try, and ultimately stop them trying.
John: "Man, are you going to sleep with Steph or what? She's broken up with Mike!"
Dave: "Nah man, haven't you realised Mikes been blanketing? I'd feel bad if i did it now"
Dave: "Nah man, haven't you realised Mikes been blanketing? I'd feel bad if i did it now"
by samworthington May 23, 2010

by sophiaiscool June 26, 2018
