Bastard

A fun and playful name to call your closest friends.

"Sup you big bastard"
"See you tomorrow you magnificent bastard"

by Mr.Badsause July 29, 2014

shafty bastard

a diabolical person (see: sly poots)

he slaped my moma what a shafty bastard!

by SPG October 23, 2003

Scrummy Bastard

A friend who does something annoying just to get on your nerves.

"I just drank the last of the milk. Hope you didn't need any for your cereal."

"You scrummy bastard!"

by Stud April 11, 2005

Man Candy Bastard

A really smokin' hot male who acts nice at first, and looks like a generally nice person, but is actually a jerk and only looking for someone to push around.

Brad Pitt, John Mayer, and Tom Cruise are such man candy bastards!

by lil' bit-o-honey May 2, 2011

red bastard

A communist or anyone associated with the commies.

Josef Stalin is a red bastard. And so is Fidel Castro and Chairman Mao.

by Mart Adler June 30, 2008

degrading bastard

Someone who thinks girls should have penis's shoved down their throats and cause them to gag, choke, or throw up.

Someone who defined blowjob said that girls should learn to deal with having a penis gagging them.

by Anonymous February 25, 2004

frying pan bastard

when someone is said to be fat who is a bastard

rich is a frying pan bastard

by APR May 8, 2003