balloon

a very good sex toy

man that balloon is a very good sex toy

by balloonlover January 31, 2023

The Hot Air Balloon

Only possible when a man has a foreskin. The hot air balloon is when a person spreads the foreskin of a penis and proceeds to blow dry their glans while simultaneously inflating the foreskin similar to a hot-air-balloon.

Got a little bored with my usual jerking habits, decided to do the hot air balloon last night.

by ding_dong_consumer May 27, 2021

fur balloon

a. a hairy vagina.
b. The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in girls.

Summer is almost here, guess it's time to trim my fur balloon.

by feowyn October 7, 2008

Beef Balloons

Incredibly massive augumented fake breast

"Have you seen Janet lately? She has Beef Balloons now!"

by TrojanMan'sDaddy June 2, 2019

shlong balloon

Another word for condom: Often used as code when speaking in front of uncool feds

Andy, make sure to bring me a shlong balloon tomorrow.

by Spain without the S October 14, 2020

finger like a balloon

When a finger is sore.

The finger like a balloon is an infection.

by Debskelly1985 March 21, 2023

Balloon party

When women (or men) get together to show off their breast implants.

Brenda: Hey Becky, are you going to the balloon party this weekend?

Becky: Of course, I can't wait to show these puppies off!

by Circa 9 June 18, 2016