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Animal Balloon

A perverse, sexual act when a woman sucks a man's penis through his anus. His penis is turned inside out in this process, and protrudes out his rectum. (The woman has to suck really, really hard to achieve this)

After climax, the woman then blows the man's penis back through his butt hole to return the penis to its normal shape.
Animal balloons of these caliber are not intended for children's parties.
by wo1v3r1n3 August 14, 2012
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California Hot Air Balloon

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth. Then immediately creating a seal between her mouth and your anus. The next step is to fart thus inflating her cheeks like a balloon.
Dude I gave me Ashlee a California Hot Air Balloon last night!
by Teleflux September 11, 2021
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Balloon Person

“a really obsese ugly nerdy glasses big balloon stomach breathe heavy can’t see their own feet they look down and it’s just their belly with stains on their shirt”
-jerry
Person A: Ew I saw a balloon person on the bus today
Person B: I bet he had grease stains on his belly
by koriliyah June 15, 2022
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Stink balloon

Hey Robert, can you check my stink balloon?
by Allstartsinparks May 28, 2025
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balloon drizzle

once the male has ejaculated into the condom from sexual intercourse with a female, it is then filled up with air by blowing into the condom and making a "balloon". once filled with air the male will then release air from the condom which also results in the cum getting squirted out at the same time as the air, which is applied to the facial area of the female in question-
the sex was so great I decided to finish on her with the balloon drizzle!.
by scratch76 November 27, 2013
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Ballooning

To improve your game state in a board game (such as Settlers of Catan) in an exponential manner that is out of other players' control
Wow Jon is ballooning all over the place, the cunt.
by Jontra August 19, 2022
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attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society behavior, into a trend or fad.
a boy comes home from school, goes into his backyard and starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair.

his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.

Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.
by Sexydimma August 31, 2012
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