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fart baloon II

Differs from a fart baloon only in the way it is blown up. You stick a straw up your ass, connect a baloon to the straw and let loose with a long powerful fart.
Have your friends watch in amazement as you blow up fart baloons using the fart baloon II method. It helps immensley if you gorge yourself with a meal consisting of a lot of spicy mexican food, brocoli, and deviled eggs 2 hours before you start. Fart baloons will float for a week longer than baloons blown up with helium. Also, if you breath in a fart baloon your voice sounds even funnier than with helium!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 18, 2017
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BROWN BALLON KNOT

BROWN BALLON KNOT IS A BUTT HOLE!

BECAUSE IF YOU LOOK AT A BUTTHOLE IT LOOKS LIKE A BALLON KNOT!!
LIKE AY THAT GIRL IS SO SEXY IMMA TONGUE PUNCH HER BROWN BALLON KNOT!
by AZNPAINTRAIN July 5, 2021
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The Water Ballon

The act of an uncircumcised man pinching off the excess skin on his anteater and peeing for the purpose of filling his now water tight turtleneck. Then, when his new found weapon is about to burst, he releases his grip drenching his target in warm golden venom!
Billy has been a real ass lately, the next time that clown mouths off... He's getting The Water Ballon
by ChangoUnchained December 2, 2013
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Fun Balloons

Flip: Hey I wanna see the future, may I use your fun balloons?

Juera: No they are mine... I will look for you
by NeverYouMindBuddy December 15, 2010
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Hot Air Ballooned

The odor of a fart, released at a lower elevation, is breathed in by another person at a higher elevation. The warm methane emitted from your anus rises, thus creating a similar effect as a hot air balloon.
"Derek was dry heaving on the deck, because Cory hot air ballooned him"
by Dub75 July 13, 2012
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[Secks] baloons

Secks ballons is somthing you put on your penis, also called; condoms
w/ secks baloons

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by Mastar ch33f February 4, 2009
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White Ballon

WHen someone ejaculates in a condom. Then proceeds to hit their partner in the face.
He gave his friend a white ballon.
by sgsizkool April 29, 2010
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