yankee burrito

A cheese roll-up with a hot dog, sometimes set in the fryer to hold it's shape. Usually a flour tortilla 8-12" holding yellow american type of cheese with a basic chicken, pork, and/or beef hotdog. Sometimes dipped to add flavor and hold a crispy dipable shape for ranch, cheese, or salsas from such fast food places as Amigo's/King's Classic. At home normally just a cheese quesadilla with a hotdog microwaved.
All I had left in the fridge was shredded cheese and hotdogs. So I nuked it on a tortilla to make a Yankee burrito.
by Chestertm927 February 15, 2021
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Jesus Burrito

1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).
2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).
3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.
4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.
5. Noun: Another name for the Holy Corpse Parts in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure, Specifically Eyes of Heaven, seeing as they look like burritos in the game
"Oh, we got another Jesus Burrito" - Joel
by Theawsomudkip December 08, 2020
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Burrito Supreme

When you stick your penis through a burrito and have sex with somebody
by Wowygary October 09, 2019
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mystery burrito

a burrito that you dont know what is inside
is that a mystery burrito
by makemoney1234 December 16, 2010
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Burrito Blunt

A blunt too massive for an average person to consume
Person A: "Damn dude, look at this fat ass Burrito Blunt!"
Person B: "Shit nigga"
by McWeave May 17, 2016
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burrito charmer

A female of Hispanic origin with exceptional oral sex skills.
Dude...that girl Maria gave me the best head I've ever had. She's a full on burrito charmer!
by ClaytonBigsbyTX January 25, 2014
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burrito meat

The glorious coif of chest hair that bubbles out from the neckline of a man's shirt.
Sick burrito meat, bro.
by Burrito Mistress February 08, 2016
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