shrimp boat captain

One who has mastered the art of shrimpin'

ive been shrimped before but golly that shrimp boat captain was terrific

by captain salad May 12, 2004

shrimp boat

A type of lovemaking, particularly associated with gay men. One man ejaculates inside the other man's anus, then proceeds to take a straw (or pipe or other device) and suck his own semen out of the man's anus. See also shrimping.

I heard that Chris is the captian Brian's shrimp boat.

by angry clown March 7, 2005

Boat dad

Guy who wears loafers without shoes with khakis with a polo all the time. He may also have a wife that spends all his money shopping at Talbots or Charter Club. Typically he is a republican. He may or may not have a yacht, but feels the need to project that he does at all times. Usually these actions are born out of a deep sense of both inferiority and a need for self importance.

Guy 1: I wish that guy would get that smug look off his face, who does he think he is with those expensive khakis and boat shoes? We're not on a dock here!

Guy 2: I heard he lost all his money in a bad business deal. He's broke! He's a real boat dad.

by dfed82 August 10, 2009

Boat Head

Giving a man oral sex on his watercraft.

Maria gave boat head to Tyler in the speed boat.

by Lindsay lowone February 17, 2009

I broke ma boat

'I broke ma boat' is gibberish that flows from the mouth whilst eating cookies when a person tries to say 'Look, theres the hat'.

Other variations include:
'I bwoak ma but'
'I boak ma boat'
'A buk ma but'

(It is refered to as 'I broke ma boat' because it is the only possible sentance that makes sense'

Person 1: I like cookies. (Begins eating)
Person 2: Well duh, you just bought them.
Person 1 (while pointing): I BROKE MA BOAT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 (after swallowing): Look, theres the hat!
Person2: So it is.

by met388 August 19, 2009

row the boat

When someone sits between two men and "rows the boat" with their "oars."

hey, did you hear that weber likes to row the boat?

by bill April 3, 2003

Boat

Another word for Cunt. On a website known as the5thplace, swearing became a big problem. So a swearfilter was introduced in order to stop it. The word 'fuck' would be replaced with 'duck'. 'Shit' with 'ship', so 'cunt' became 'boat'. Many years later, with the filter gone, many people around the world now use the word 'boat' instead of cunt

Hey you stupid boat!

by Melia-the5thplace August 27, 2006