Assholeage

Being a complete asshole to everyone and everything for no apparent reason

Imma punt u jus fer continued assholeage!!!!

by 69 Rocket GC March 14, 2006

Assholiery

Behaviour or actions befitting an asshole. The act of being an asshole. Offensive, irritating and generally anally retentive conduct that might earn a slap from bystanders.

You sir, are a purveyor of much assholiery, and are banished henceforth from this place!

or

"You're banned for assholiery fool!"

by Refugee.ZA March 29, 2007

assholican

1.someone who comes from a line of assholes.
or is part of a group of assholes.
2.the biggest form of asshole.

Oh look there goes Bob yeah his whole family are assholes,hes an assholican.

by ninety1 April 7, 2009

Asshole Price

Increasing the price of something simply because the buyer is an asshole and you deserve to get more money for having to deal with them.

If this guy doesn't quit being a pest, I'm going to charge him the asshole price of $30 for the movie instead of the $10 I was going to ask.

by aytball November 28, 2011

Assholic Beverage

A combination of the words alcoholic with being a "ass" plus beverage.
A slang meaning: reckless behavior without thought. typically used as a put down that isn't offensive but descriptive of ones behavior.

" I'm such an Assholic Beverage Tim!, I cant believe i drove the car into a pool."

" Assholic beverage! we should have the night of our lives!"

by leeitall September 13, 2012

Assholometer

A mathematical tool used for measuring the level of asshole acts.

1-3 = Completes two acts a week that warrent the "asshole" response.
4-6 = One act a day that warrants an "asshole" response.
6-10= Behaves every waking hour as an asshole.

"He's a 9 on the assholometer"

by phantom2012 November 9, 2012

Asshole Moses

When you are driving through a parking lot and cars are backing out on both sides, you honk your horn and drive fast through the middle, parting the cars.

In a crowded college parking lot, Cindy parted the cars like an Asshole Moses to quickly go home.

by 20stalks November 22, 2013