Madern Art 

The worst type of modern art that gets up your nose because its such pretentious crap and totally on-puwse

Went to see Damian Hirst's lastest madern art exhibition its so on-puwse.

When Oscar Wilde said all art was useless he missed out the word madern

Madern Art by jimfortress October 12, 2009

topic art 

Art that is based on a particular theme or item of current interest to society. The theme or topical item is usually trendy or transient. Typically, topic art is portrayed as being creative, but really, it is not at all original. Considered a juvenile art form. While it can describe art that is good, topic art is more generally a derogatory term.

Artist: "I use mixed media including commonly available household items like recycled string and kiwi juice cartons. I believe in global warming and my art express this."
Mark: "You mean you tie your mom's garbage together then bring it back into the world as art. I'm an artist too: you're a shithead so let's recycle your throat into a turd-sleeve."
Rachel: "I hate topic art."

topic art by topic art April 9, 2010

wiener art 

The depiction of a dick or also know as "junk mail" that is sent to another.

Ally loves when I send her my wiener art , loves it so much she shows all of her friends and cats.

wiener art by Jbags October 26, 2017

Lost Art

The art which is nowhere to be found

Phuck You Lost Art

Lost Art by Nade-San December 27, 2020

anime art 

Anime styled art that are usually fanart of thicc waifus but can also be of original characters by the artist. Anime art is often drawn as ecchi being it's main selling point but can also range from wholesome content to straight up hentai. Also a form of extra fanservice by artists.

weeb1: "damn look at those huge anime tiddies"
weeb2: "now this is what I love about anime art"
weeb3: "sauce"

anime art by culturedindividual March 11, 2021

The Album Art Plague 

When one spends hours and hours of days adding the album art to their iPod or iPhone because they downloaded music and it didn't come with album artwork.

Then making sure that each album has the appropriate song in the right album.

Symptoms usually include countless hours of sleep loss, drinking dangerous amounts of energy drinks, punching people in the face who question your awesome skills of album arting, urges to smoke meth to stay awake to cure "the plague", then showing off your progress to everyone in sight and making them admire your work before you Falcon Punch them in their jealous face!!

AHHHHHHH!!!! The Album Art Plague has my iCOD feeling like a crack baby in rehab, atleast I only have 600 more songs to do, the 400 i have done only took me a week.

The Album Art Plague by iCizzle February 28, 2009

LJN Video Art 

An "educational game console" which was somehow introduced to the planet known as "Earth" in 1987 by LJN Toys. Since LJN couldn't figure out how to make the console output sound, they decided to make it play white noise the entire time it's switched on. Luckily for the human race, TVs have a volume option. Combined with the over-sensitive controller is the lack of a paint bucket tool (despite the packaging having drawings which are coloured in perfectly) and the inability to even draw a diagonal line. It's surprising that this console even had 8 different games published for it.

Person 1: Do you remember that song from LJN Video Art?
Person 2: Which song?
Person 1: The one that's made up of white noise, obviously!

LJN Video Art by boogames July 5, 2017