half a handjob

Amusing & fun but, completely pointless when all is said & done.

The movie Michael Clayton is like a half a handjob.

My ex-girlfriend treated me like I was a half a handjob.

by jdmccallen.blogspot.com/ February 23, 2008

half natty

A short bodybuilder.

Matt Ogus is a half natty.

by Wordington December 23, 2015

half-stro

when intercourse will be taking place later in the romantic interlude, you can give a half-stro with your mouth to get the male erect.

Steph: Come on, babe, let's do it.

Gary: I don't know, I'm not ready yet.

Steph: That's ok. I'll give you a half-stro to get you started.

by slees August 5, 2009

bigger half

when a slimmer girl hangs out with a fat girl to make her look even better.

in a club boy walks up to slim girl looks around and asks hey slim girl where's your "bigger half" ( the fat friend )

by beebumbear May 1, 2010

half dollar

A blowjob, named partially due to the exceedingly low cost found in some areas.

I'll give you 50 cents for a half dollar.

by VertaShow May 31, 2010

half speed

people who are half speed are ether stoned or ur thinkin sumting dat is wrong

Bu She is All Half Speed LaSt Night

by Chris martinez AkA CujO October 4, 2006

metathree-and-a-half

noun: a metaphor that doensn't quite work i.e. not quite a metafour

i tried my best to explain but all i could come up with was a rather lame, metathree-and-a-half

by candi su monge July 2, 2007