Alabama Spittoon

The Alabama Spittoon is a sex act performed with your sister, or mother. You cum into her mouth, and she then spits it into her baby.

“Hey sis, wanna do the Alabama Spittoon?”
“Sure bro but I’ve gotta practice the angle first.”

by BloodyVibrator February 22, 2020

Alabama Mudslide

When the lady is taking a shit you proceed to eat her box, having covid is preferred due to lack of smell.

“Hey ole bag, wanna come over for an Alabama Mudslide?”

by Bangin Bart November 8, 2020

Alabama Glove Puppet

Putting your arm inside of the anus of your female relative, making a claw with your hand, and squeezing her belly button to open and close it to imitate a mouth.

"Hell yeah brother, I done fucked my sister, who happens to be my mother, with the 'ol Alabama Glove Puppet!"

by battmerns March 10, 2021

Alabama white sauce

When you drink your sisters pussy juice

When a brother drinks his sister pussy juice aka Alabama white sauce

by Wetolow February 1, 2021

alabama traffic cone

When a couple, typically a male and female, get together for sexy time, but one whips out a massive orange traffic cone. Shoving the end into an ass gape, the partner with it in their ass will receive all the vomit, piss, shit, the one injecting it in will give. They proceed to shit it all out on their partner's ass.

Darrel: Say bud, you didn't see my traffic cone around here, did ya?
Darrel's Son: N-no dad...

Linda, Darrel's Wife: Honey you know he and his girl doin' the alabama traffic cone.

by Arch Ytpetay May 5, 2021

maersk alabama

a ship that was hijacked by somali pirates in 2009.

Person 1:Hey do you remember that movie Captain Phillips that was about the somali pirates hijacking the Maersk Alabama?
Person 2: Oh yeah those skinny ass somali niggas took Captain Phillips hostage.

by theblackpirate May 16, 2016

alabamer

How insestial retards who unfortunately ventured out of a vagina in a southern state pronounce "Alabama".

"Gee golly gosh, I miss havin' insest with my sister in Alabamer!"

by PopeReagan July 4, 2016