Austin

No matter how gay he is, he will always stay in the closet. He's just like one of the girls, but will deny being gay no matter how many times you ask him. Cusses a lot, and is totally random. Has no rythm, but is extermely popular. :D

Me: Are you gay?

Austin: No, vagina all the way!

but he's really thinking, " i love his penis. <3333"

by freakingawesomechick. July 19, 2012

Austin

Austin is someone who cares very much about his opinions. He is the type of guy to drink all your beer and eat the last slice. Hes's a pain in your ass. When he's around girls he makes other guys look bad, even his friends (which he has none after doing so). He tends to kiss every girl to see if they'll react the way he wants. To sum him up, Austin is a lip hoe who tends to be egocentrical and vindictive.

Hey, Austin why you gotta do me like that?

by ThaMandle December 10, 2015

Austin

A guy with a nice ass most likely will end up a stripper named "Booty Shorts Blake".

Hey did you see that Austin?

by BooBoo1298 March 15, 2016

Austin

This fat kid is a huge ferd (fat nerd). He is very short and is wider then he is tall. His legs look like there off a 5 year old, but his waste above weighs about 500lbs. When he attempts to walk he falls right over. One time when he is using the washroom the toilet cracked in halve and he was stuck inside the sewage pipe. He was trapped there for 3 days. He said after the event “I ate almost 10 000 cockroaches a day to stay alive”. His noise is so big it takes up halve his face. When he was first born everyone there’s first words were “what is wrong with his nose.” Who is clout gang? There is a new group in town called the “big man boob gang” created by Austin himself. When ever they get in a fight they sit in there enemy’s and suffocate them. His only outfit is a giant teddy bear that he ripped the insides out. He had to cut a 3 holes out for his stomach and his man boobs. He can not attend school because when he tried riding the bus there the whole back of the busses suspension broke and the bus was weighed down on the back. He can’t fit in his car or walk so he is forced to be homeschooled. He is also leagally blind because his nose covers his eyes.

“Did you here about the huge crash on 69th streat I guess that Fat Austin kid weighed down the whole bus!”

by Pedro quacamole sauce February 16, 2019

afustic

1. Broke ass nigga who is livin of his 3rd baby mama

2. When your bangin your grl and talkin to your mom on the phone at the same time

1. He's such an afustic livin with his 3rd baby mama without a job.

2. I was bangin my chick afustic style when I gave my mom the recipe for fried chicken.

by Parry107 February 2, 2007

Austin

A very awesome, Hot, Good looking, Funny, Smart, Sporty, Ladiese man. Austin loves sports and is a absolute boss. Has alot of friends and very like a bol. Sooooooooooo sexy

Damn did u see Austin?
No why?
Hes sooo fine!!!

by Crazy Ass wickad deMoN September 12, 2015

Austin

noun: A city in the state of Texas it's the music capital of the world.

Austin the best city in the state of Texas!

by life2 September 4, 2016