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asshole

sir Robin saw the asshole and jumped for joy.
by Tazarus June 21, 2005
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asshole

a self abosrbed person who likes to pick a fight with lesser people
"I fucking hate assholes like you!"
by Dirge February 1, 2005
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little asshole

a term that describes a young male under the age of eighteen; they tend to be defiant to rules setforeth by their parents, techers, adults, or legal guardians; parents tend to use this phrase when their kid is being a bitch
"Just five more minutes, I almost beat level five!" said Trevor

"Trevor, you LITTLE ASSHOLE!" said Mom
by Chris Kipp May 22, 2006
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antigeek jock asshole

Some stupid bastard with an IQ of 20 or so that always recommends definitions for deletion because he says "Not a slang term. I wish all these uber geeks would stop their nerdy rantings about scifi and childish card games". What an asshole! He doesn't realize that geeks rule the world and when he grows up he'll be licking the boots of someone who actually has a brain instead of playing high school sports.
Every time I see a definition recommended for deletion by the antigeek jock asshole I recommend it stays even if I normally wouldn't.
by Bob882 November 30, 2004
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Asshole

A seal that Follows The Golden Bear.

Asshole the seal embarks on an annual adventure with the Training Ship Golden Bear for a treacherous four month journey on the many oceans of the world. He is the sole protector of the arrogant scumbag cadets of the California Maritime Academy.
Hey everyone, look! It's Asshole, the seal that follows the Golden Bear!
by BoozeCruise76 December 16, 2010
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asshole accelerant

Mass Media in general and "Social Media" outlets in particular (Facebook, Twitter, YouTube), that are used as electronic soapboxes for a person to broadcast their particular idiocy to their "Friends" or a wide, possibly international audience.

When used in a formula can be abbreviated to "A Squared".
- "That chick on YouTube, with the crackhead rant? Did you catch that, Bro?"

- "Yeah. YouTube is Asshole Accelerant, yo. Add asshole and boom!"
by Miami_Yo March 31, 2011
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24 carat asshole

Someone who is the worst type of asshole - pushy, loud, insulting, an ego-maniac. The king of all asshole.
That Dave guy is a 24 carat asshole!
by The Mace June 3, 2014
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