culo aids

The absolute worst type of AIDS that one can acquire. As opposed to heroin AIDS or blood AIDS, culo AIDS is acquired through unprotected sex via the culo. The mortality rate of culo AIDS is extremely high.

This mujer con pene outside circle K offered to give Junior headwash. He declined saying that she probably had culo AIDS.

by señor toca panochaseñorcomapan February 16, 2018

floor aids

Mixing lemonade and water on a dirty floor and drinking it afterwards

Tyler just made floor aids

by TinyDick July 5, 2018

eyeball aids

eyeball aids is when something is SO bad it feels like you've been fucked in the eyeballs by a person with AIDS. Then giving you aids whenever you have to look at something.

"bro that shit you made me watch literally gave me eyeball aids."

by apkibum November 13, 2019

Penis aids

Penis aids is when a man fucks a dog

Guys luke fucked his dog so he has penis aids

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Hearing AIDS

A condition of poor hearing and probably AIDS, hence hearing AIDS

Wokesexuals who support drag queen shows for kids can't hear criticism because they have Hearing AIDS.

by entonces_taco August 7, 2022

Bag o' Aids

A bag that contains things that may or may not be AIDS related. But they sure look like they do.

Caleb: Dude! I got a Bag o' AIDS!
John: Ugh! Get that shit away from me!

by Gibberishy December 8, 2010

Your nan has aids

A phrase commonly used by someone that is out of things to say

Your nan has aids

by BigDJShag69 October 13, 2020