Montgomery Alyssa

Dumb hoe that thinks she is gangster. Somehow made it to college, but spells worse than a 2 year old. Lives off weed and putting people down. Is toxic to everyone. Has a fivehead and looks like a man.

Dude 1: Who is that?
Dude 2: That is Montgomery Alyssa. She is trash and has the big dumb.
Dude 1: Eww. Better stay away from her

Montgomery Alyssa by Greenghost28 March 19, 2019

Nalani Alyssa Paulino 

The literal best person on this planet :) the most supportive and beautiful person I’ve ever met <3

I love Nalani Alyssa Paulino so much! She’s the best!

Nalani Alyssa Paulino by caitlinnnnnnnnnn May 12, 2019

loca alyssa 

loca alyssa is a dumb 12 year old who has the fattest crush on taylor lautner and tom holland and loves porn

look its loca alyssa!
this means ur a crazy 12 year old obsessed w tom holland

loca alyssa by andrewgarfieldshottiegf February 20, 2022

travis and alyssa 

Two people who is to far in love that everytime we kiss some kid in Africa finds water for his village..

For 10¢ a day you can Travis and Alyssa a kid on the other side of the world.

travis and alyssa by Dig Baddy deR December 25, 2016

ben and alyssa 

True love

Wow I wish I could have a ben and Alyssa

ben and alyssa by Qniol August 29, 2017

luke and alyssa 

An affectionate couple who hold hands every chance they get. They’re best friends and lovers and enjoy talking about Doctor Who and The Office. They’re always together and love eachother a lot.

Luke and Alyssa are relationship goals!

luke and alyssa by marshmellowsweaterfest November 16, 2017

jed and alyssa 

superior in all aspects

i wanna fuck jed and alyssa.

jed and alyssa by jed6969 May 7, 2020