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loca alyssa is a dumb 12 year old who has the fattest crush on taylor lautner and tom holland and loves porn
look its loca alyssa!
this means ur a crazy 12 year old obsessed w tom holland
by andrewgarfieldshottiegf February 21, 2022
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