Assalamu Alaikum

greeting for muslims meaning "peace be on u"

Malcolm X: Assalamu alaikum!

by C-Hud July 28, 2006

Alabama Crabdangle

A mythical sexual position made famous by Tim Meadow's character Leon Phelps in the SNL skit, The Laidies Man. The position is where the male stands over the female who is laying on her back with her hips and pelvis arched into the air. The male then holds his erection straight down while standing in an wide-legged open stance, only bending at the kness while thrusting into the female's vagina.

"If some bustop skank is lucky, I may even spring the "Alabama Crabdangle" on her..."

by Crabdangler February 22, 2010

alacrity

Liveliness and eagerness.

We shall proceed with alacrity.

by Artyom_1 December 26, 2010

Alaskan Coal Miner

When you give a girl a whole lot of laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally.

After you finish, strap on a pair of goggles and wait patiently - face first - in front of her asshole for the ensuing explosion. After she's finished, take off the goggles. You'll look like an Alaskan coal miner!

She really did a number on him. He looks like an Alaskan coal miner!

by Coal Digger April 27, 2009

alarm cat

A back-up waking device in feline form. Gentler when it initially goes off, but if you press the snooze bar, is subsequently harsher (depending on how hungry it is).

Alarm cat: mrrrow....>lick< >kitty head-but< >paw-nudge<
Cat's person: (sleepily) Mmmmmsnorzzzzzz...
Alarm cat, five minutes later: MRRREEEOW...HISSSS! >CHOMP< >SCRRRRATCH<
Cat's person: AIIIYEEEEEEEEE! Alright! I'm up! I'm up!

by S. Osborn August 24, 2007

Alamoddism

The act of stopping teen pregnancy by taking it in the ass. Cause the ass doesn't have ovaries.

One dude jumps the other dude from the behind and he falls.
Other bypasser: ALAMODDISM!

by Yggyhh April 17, 2010

Alabama Twinkle Stache

When a female puts glitter on her vagina without her partner knowing before giving her oral, when he is done he will have a mustache of glitter on his face in his facial hair ect......

hahahahaha my bf went down on me after I put glitter on my vagina without him knowing and he had a twinkle stache!!!!!! "alabama twinkle stache"

by Morbid Madrox September 23, 2011