When you dress up as Scotsman and stand at the top of castle fizzing on the people below shouting hummus cannon!
I was walking by this castle and there was this man stood up at the top of it firing jizz on the people beloe, shouting hummus cannon. Covered I was! Fortunately I had some carrots to clean my face
by MrHummus February 12, 2025
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If you are reading this Cannon you might be creeped out but trust me I know you...
If you are reading this Cannon you might be creeped out but trust me I know you...
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"Bro I just took the heaviest shit out, it got onto the seat and the rim!"
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by swankles May 11, 2016
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