Munch Monster

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.

Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.

Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.

by Cdogbox July 30, 2018

the cum monster

The disowned brother of the Cookie Monster, he loves to guzzle a certain white juice. Beware the Cum Monster, for he will suck you off while you sleep and grow stronger with every nut.

"The Cum Monster came into my house last night and sucked off my whole family!"

by suckadickforadollar November 14, 2022

Mountain Monsters

The coolest show on cable, they chase after shit like Bigfoot and try to catch them

Jim: wanna go watch mountain monsters?
Tom: hell yeah

by Hdijdbdbdndnndnd May 4, 2022

Cumm monster

My paralysis demon

Cumm monster bussin ongggggggg

by Balls HAHAHAHAHAHAHA May 6, 2022

Lean monster

The elixir golem from clash royale who often goes to CVS to pick up lean ingredients.

Lean monster " I LOVE LEAN"

by Big sussy black guy April 4, 2022

Funk monster

When a person does not believe in water nor soap.

"Damn,Funk monster!Go take a bath!!!

by Ree and Chena April 21, 2003

Monster Trucking

The act of sitting on another mans balls and pushing whilst farting on another mans balls

Oh David let’s try that thing you wanted
Oh you mean * monster trucking*

Yeah let’s try that out

by Funtimefoxxxy January 12, 2021