A dickish/sarcastic way of telling someone, after they told you something such as a story, a time they had in there life, etc.etc.etc.
Sleezy: Some guy moved into my neighborhood and they call him Snoop.
Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."
Meezy: "Cool Story Bro, Tell It Again."
by ERIKGYOUKNOWHOIBE September 29, 2011
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1) never answer your texts so when people take your phone, you seem REALLY cool because you have a lot of messages.
2) on IG DMs, never comment or hit "like". The person who sent it most likely isn't cool enough to deserve your heart icon
3) always have your own sense of "fashion". When other people tell you that you look like a fucknugget, pretend that you don't know What they're talking about
4) dress to kiss up to the teachers
5) when you give out tbhs, always say to people that aren't cool enough for you that we should talk sometime. In real life, ignore them completely
6) try to act black. When you're a white cool kid, this makes you look EVEN COOLER
7) make up problems in your life to get a lot of attention. Most cool kids think they never get enough attention, so if you're a cool kid TRY TO ATTRACT AS MUCH ATTENTION AS POSSIBLE. If at all possible, try to create as much drama as possible while doing this.
8) insult yourself to make other people give you compliments. This is also because you cool kids HATE to be the center of attention and don't like drama AT ALL.
9) shit around in class all year with your cool friends and the latest iPhone and then cry that you got an F on your report card. Like the above, call yourself stupid so other people will compliment you.
10) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: deny all of this and bitch at people who say otherwise
1) never answer your texts so when people take your phone, you seem REALLY cool because you have a lot of messages.
2) on IG DMs, never comment or hit "like". The person who sent it most likely isn't cool enough to deserve your heart icon
3) always have your own sense of "fashion". When other people tell you that you look like a fucknugget, pretend that you don't know What they're talking about
4) dress to kiss up to the teachers
5) when you give out tbhs, always say to people that aren't cool enough for you that we should talk sometime. In real life, ignore them completely
6) try to act black. When you're a white cool kid, this makes you look EVEN COOLER
7) make up problems in your life to get a lot of attention. Most cool kids think they never get enough attention, so if you're a cool kid TRY TO ATTRACT AS MUCH ATTENTION AS POSSIBLE. If at all possible, try to create as much drama as possible while doing this.
8) insult yourself to make other people give you compliments. This is also because you cool kids HATE to be the center of attention and don't like drama AT ALL.
9) shit around in class all year with your cool friends and the latest iPhone and then cry that you got an F on your report card. Like the above, call yourself stupid so other people will compliment you.
10) THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE: deny all of this and bitch at people who say otherwise
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The pathetic spazz from the movie The Slackers that blackmails Dave and his friends to help him seduce Angela, his lifetime obsession.
Allison and I have replaced "Goodbye" with Cool Ethan's scratch-your-head peace symbol from the shower\locker room scene.
by Definitive Erd October 10, 2003
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Hey that cool jock smart kid is really smart/cool/sporty!! He kicked my ass in a bee/decathlon/Myspace contest and let it show!
by stop it loser August 6, 2006
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The right mix of people to make a party or a poker game tolerable.
The right mix of people to make a party or a poker game tolerable.
Dennis: Hey Mark, you coming to my party tonight?
Mark: What's the cool factor?
Dennis: Jeff, Bill and Sean will be there.
Mark: Good
I'm going to cash's house tonight to play holdem, the cool factor is going to be off the charts!
Mark: What's the cool factor?
Dennis: Jeff, Bill and Sean will be there.
Mark: Good
I'm going to cash's house tonight to play holdem, the cool factor is going to be off the charts!
by cheeks1128yahoo February 4, 2010
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If someone says something irrelevant, you simply reply with
"Cool Shit".
If someone says something irrelevant, you simply reply with
"Cool Shit".
Guy #1: Hey bro, i was with your sister last night.
Guy #2: Cool shit.
Girl: I love you, austin <33
Guy: Cool shit.
Guy #2: Cool shit.
Girl: I love you, austin <33
Guy: Cool shit.
by jajanicole March 10, 2012
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