Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020
Get the Televisual face creamingmug. A paradox, where, if you experience a modified version of something for a long enough period of time, the original sounds completely wrong, compared to the modified version of it, like the Mike Wazowski meme, where he bears the face of his friend, Sullivan.
Example:
Mario pissing those notes - modified
Mario pissing (disowned) - original
Example:
Mario pissing those notes - modified
Mario pissing (disowned) - original
- Jess has been listening to the remix of Gangsta's Paradise for so much time that the original sounds completely wrong to her!
- Must be the Sully-face paradox.
- Must be the Sully-face paradox.
by some dummass August 21, 2020
Get the Sully-face paradoxmug. 
by Wavk man November 27, 2019
Get the Stew facemug. by SAD FACES CLUB June 5, 2019
Get the SAD FACES CLUBmug. by Carabear77 August 3, 2022
Get the Foot to Facemug. This is often used by young, attractive, female, Chinese executives to describe the facial structure of high cheek bone, boxhead Croatian males.
It is usually a term of effection.
It is usually a term of effection.
by Feng Shui Face August 19, 2016
Get the Feng shui facemug.