dirty mouth wash

when you piss in a persons mouth then put your dick in there

man: hay kid get in my van and i will give you a dirty mouth wash

kid:no thanks my dad sied if i let no one touch my pikle he will give me a nikle

man: pulls out gun

kid: oh shit

by ting ling 69 April 8, 2022

camel mount

Camel toe; kind of like when your pants get caught in your butt crack. Except it's a result of having too much labia and the pants get caught in there. You're welcome😇

Ew, you can see Elise's camel mount in those pants

by Disney_fries May 7, 2022

Penis Mouse

A slang term for Mickey Mouse, because Mickey means penis

Hey, Mickey Mouse should be called Penis mouse.

by Garamararambraramanmararaman May 15, 2022

Mickey Mouse

Mickey Mouse is the strongest fictional character ever. He has gone through numerous of lethal injuries and he still is doing okay. He also magnetizes anyone that sees him so that they love him, in all ways. Mickey Mouse is the best fictional character.

Oh Mickey Mouse you taste so good!

by Desi_Dude May 16, 2022

Mickey Mouse

A demon of chaos and death, although seemingly innocent, this hellspawn will eat your children and then try to sell you a pair of mouse ears. Interestingly, these mouse ears are actually a demonic and symbolic message to satan that you’ve been marked by Mickey Mouse and thus, have no soul.

Kid: what the hell is that thing?

Mom: look away son, it’s a Mickey Mouse.

by Khoatic May 16, 2022

The Mounts

Tiny Boy About 5'4". Gets Cheated on by females who look like males with bowl cuts. His Corny Jokes Always crack himself and Jayden C Batts up but nobody else, Dem shits gay. Somehow manages to be worse than no other than The Tala. He manages to be secret lovers with BrumTits. Second Largest beta male. He Loves the smell of The Batts's tight Bussy.

The Mounts be Semper Sometimes.

by FlahPeanuts May 18, 2022

Rocky Mountain Shower

Pretending to shotgun a Coors Light with your friends and blowing into the beer can while pointing the can opening towards your intended target. Your friend should be covered in an ice cold shower of beer.

Instead of shotgunning the beer, he turned the beer towards his friend and gave him a rocky mountain shower.

by He him chichi May 21, 2022