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PP syndrome

PP Syndrome is when your pp shrinks and make a hole in your ballsack.
Man, When i had PP syndrome, and my balls made a hole. it hurt like a tsunami
by MRDuddelnuddel June 17, 2020
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Maham Syndrome

When an individual has developed a severe and utter dedication towards a fictional male, this obsession is ridiculously unhealthy to the point that it may consume your entire life. your loved ones, familly, pets, jobs, children, marriage and etc. All of this consumed by the void that is Maham syndrome. Your life will be in utter shambles. The afflicted individual may develop genuine sexual feelings towards the characters in severe cases. Their reality will forever warp into an endless and mindless void of just (insert fictional male here). They will see nothing but it. They will be consumed by it. They will become it. They will fantasize and go mad, insane and delusional. Reality will become false. They will not live to see the day again where there is no (insert fictional male here) in their deluded line of sight. Their life will become a miserable, miserable tragedy. A horror story. And so if you know anyone who might have this syndrome, please call their loved ones and tell them its too late. There is no cure. Once they are in the rabbit-hole, there is no escaping. They will forever by tormented by the single-minded thought of (insert fictional male here). There is no hope in this for world for them. There is no hope. There is no hope. There is no hope. There is no hope. THERE IS NO HOPE.
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Billionare's Syndrome

Extreme hoarding of wealth combined with a form of narcissism that makes you think you can influence governments and people.
Includes not spending money on other people unless it comes with benefits for self.
Being completely out of touch with anyone else on earth because you have too much money to know what to do with.
The attempt to buy countries, votes, people and leadership roles.

See: Donald Trump, Elon Musk.
"I heard Elon Musk has aspergers and doesnt know better"

"Nah that fuckwit is too rich, he knows, he just has Billionare's Syndrome and thinks we can't figure it out"

See also,

"Trumps raised the price of prescription drugs"
"No surprise, Billionare's Syndrome - he only wants the rich to live."
by Yougottabekittenme January 26, 2025
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MCPH Syndrome

Main Entry: M·C·P·H syn·drome
Pronunciation: Em-C-Pee-H sin-drome (whatever!)
Function: noun
Etymology: Mimiribian tribe, Lambnation, Joppetic code
1 : a group of signs and symptoms of getting out of the topic that occur together and characterize a particular abnormality or condition
2 : a set of concurrent things with regard to the discussion of the topic (as emotions or actions) that usually form an identifiable pattern, such that posters are getting out of hand.
3 : a phenomenon that is indicated by Mariah's TOPIC ALERT!
4 : an infection that is highly contagious.
One of the non-curable diseases that concerns the human race is the MCPH syndrome.
by Lambworld December 10, 2008
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Battle Axe Syndrome

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014
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Five-time Namazi Syndrome

When one begins confusing the whispers of Shaytaan for a special form of hidayah.
"Omar lost his wallet"
Person with five-time Namazi Syndrome: Oh that's terrible (definitely punishment for all the wrong he's been doing, me I can see whats inside people's hearts)
by Probably_Waseem May 24, 2025
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Chunkhausen Syndrome by Proxy

When a PdM tech in the plant purposely misdiagnoses machine failures in the plant to garner attention and advancement within the company thus justifying their position as well as overtime. The downside is capital being wasted as well as extra unneeded work for the other maintenance employees who could be assigned to more value added work orders.
Denver diagnosed that the #1 I.D. Fan had a inner race defect. Management decided to shut the plant down and change the whole fan out. After losing six hours of planned production downtime the new fan had more vibration than the original. Another Chunkhausen Syndrome by Proxy moment!
by Wbr549 May 8, 2019
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