Pulling a Jared

When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor

Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.

by LevMehArone January 25, 2022

pulled a Murphy

When a woman knowingly accuses the wrong lover of paternity. She may have any of a number of reasons including child support, marriage, spite, to cover infidelity, etc.

Poor John paid child support for 5 years before he found out that Janet pulled a Murphy on him.

by FuryUSness November 20, 2017

pulling a liz

throwing up, vomiting

I ate too many muffins i think i’m gonna pull a liz.

don’t get too wasted tonight i don’t want you pulling a liz everywhere.

Look out she’s drinking too much orange juice lmao she’s gonna pull a liz later.

by lovelypeaches1 December 18, 2019

Pulled a Wess

to wander aimlessly while inebriated in unknown territory or unfamiliar places. Often while loosing something of im"portance.

The fountain was great but I lost my glasses. I so "Pulled a Wess"

by daniellezzz July 24, 2011

Lunar Pull

A variation on Lunar Landing where no penetration is required. An onastic act, culminating on release over a willing moonscape.

Bottoms up lass, time for a Lunar Pull!

by Merry downee April 28, 2024

Pull a Moonie

When a certain girl or someone in general says they're going eepy, and then proceeds to come back multiple times before actually passing out 😀

Moonie: "I'll go to bed now"
*2 hours later:*
Moonie: I'm actually going to bed this time I swear-
Random dude: Moonie, don't pull a Moonie

by Thebitchassmotherfucker May 28, 2025

The pull

the pull is the act of thinking about someone so much they think about you too. to the point where you pull them.

guy1: oh i think it’s time to use the pull

guy2:yeah then she has to like you

by thepullmaster17 November 22, 2021