Bowser face

When you have a allergic reaction and your face becomes all weird looking like in anime

Bro i touched a mushroom and i got bowser faced hard

by Troy46930473 December 5, 2020

The Oueewww Face

The face you make when you're climaxing when jerking off. It's named after the shape your face makes, like if you were saying oueewww.

"Bitch ass Todd you ugly ass fuck"
"Shut up Fred you look like the oueewww face."
"Fair enough"

by tangog32 December 6, 2020

Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

Flem face

A person in which has “one of those faces” you would really like to compress in between two jagged rocks

Fuck you you cunting flem face, I hope your family get slaughtered in front of you and you are forced to eat their rotting bodies in a soup that includes vomit and shit

by OverweightLesbianNazi94 December 11, 2020

Pillow faced

Pillow faced. When a girls face is lost in a couch cushin, while being done from behind. And has a carpit burn on her face!

That slut got pillow faced last night!

by Magnumpi100 December 12, 2020

face

where your eyes your nose and your eyebrows and your mouth are on

my face is hot

by anonymous December 17, 2020

get my face wet

A delicate, linguistic artform of such cunning gourmet that will ultimately subjugate any female, during proper application, and momentarily rendering her to a state of cathartic paroxysm. Or, ecstasy.

"I promise you if she shows up to the party, I'll get my face wet."

(masculine)

" No, I'm not into that. It doesn't turn me on, I ain't tryna get my face wet."

by ProbablyJynxy October 24, 2020