Broth Baby

Friend: you're never going to get laid if you don't let loose
Me: I don't want to be like those Broth Babbies
Friend: It's cool if you are, I will wash you with bleach after
Me: you're fucked up but such a good friend

You should not invite them to your party, you never know you might be the next Broth Baby at school

by TheGreatRedTree December 16, 2021

Baby Pillow

I love you forever, also take a shower.

“Do you love me” says Person 1
“Baby Pillow” says person 2

by Ghshdhdudgdy January 20, 2022

Baby Ahmed

A soft marshmallow like textured child that likes baby shark.

I ate a marshmallow it tasted just like baby Ahmed.

by Babyahmed January 16, 2021

baby yoda

god

praise baby yoda

by <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<: February 27, 2020

Baby shank

When a pregnant woman has sex

I baby shanked my wife Elissa

by Someone2121 September 17, 2016

Zeusie baby

Guide dog in training. Loves to eat paper, dig in water bowls, and is likely to be the best friend to anyone who is lucky enough to get him.

Go get your toy Zeusie baby!! Go say hi!

by RodrigoDeSouza July 12, 2022

Christmas baby

To ejaculate into a lady's mouth then spit Bailey's into her mouth also, holding her nose and screaming Christmas songs at her until she swallows

I had the best Christmas baby last night from Tina it's was amazing

by Jamboi and asbo March 25, 2023