Zach

Trash can of a human and a terrible influence on everyone. He pawned all of his rings at the pawn shop - but at least he has good hair.
Zach where are all your rings! You must have pawned them.
by Cowboy Ken March 12, 2022
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a guy that is always wearing pijamas and he has a weird obsession with saying nonono
Zach why would you cut your hair?
by mapacha2000 November 23, 2021
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Zach is someone who will make you fall in love with them for whole year and tell you he loves you many times, then decide that he is no longer happy being with you anymore, and is sick of the “arguments” and says you’re apparently too emotional despite knowing you suffer from a mental illness. And then after he is “no longer happy with you” he will continue to string you along for 2 months, kissing you and being with you, but everytime you say you still love him, he will say “sorry, this doesn’t mean anything. i don’t want a relationship”. And he will continue to repeat this cycle of cuddling and kissing you constantly but never admitting he still loves you. and when you get upset he says “he never made you go back to him” fully knowing that you are still in love with him and are incredibly attached to him and cannot comprehend him not being in your life. So you constantly go back so that for even a short while, you can once again feel loved by your first love and the one person who ever made you feel safe and who made you fully comfortable around him.
Hello, are you in the mood to get constantly used and taken advantage of in your vulnerable state? Ask Zach!
by agesandtutoring November 22, 2023
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Zach is someone who will make you fall in love with them for 11 months and tell you he loves you many times, then decide that he is no longer happy being with you anymore, and is sick of the “arguments” and says you’re apparently too emotional despite knowing you suffer from a mental illness. And then after he is “no longer happy with you” he will continue to string you along for 2 months, kissing you and being with you, but everytime you say you still love him, he will say “sorry, this doesn’t mean anything. i don’t want a relationship”. And he will continue to repeat this cycle of cuddling and kissing you constantly but never admitting he still loves you. and when you get upset he says “he never made you go back to him” fully knowing that you are still in love with him and are incredibly attached to him and cannot comprehend him not being in your life. So you constantly go back so that for even a short while, you can once again feel loved by your first love and the one person who ever made you feel safe and who made you fully comfortable around him.
Hello, are you in the mood to get constantly used and taken advantage of in your vulnerable state? Ask Zach!
by agesandtutoring November 22, 2023
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Zach is the best guy you could ever meet he is sweet, caring, protective sometimes but can also be a little bit of a jerk but he's always joking. He is secretive but the best guy to talk to and would definitely be the best boyfriend
Mikayla: Zach is the best ever he always supports me
Corah: Wow your so lucky to have Zach!
by Wolflin December 21, 2023
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Someone that is a mayor of the town stupid
“Did you hear Zach is a mayor

“What town

Stupid town
by Meow564 February 06, 2024
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my boy Zach gets all the h0es. if you ever seen a girl crying about their boyfriend, its because their boyfriend isn't Zach. Zach is also the reason some men are gay and some lesbians became straight.
i focked 2 girls in one night, i feel like Zach
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