work

Work refers to selling drugs/illegal contraband. It can take on multiple forms:
1.)noun. Work is any large quantity of drugs/product (clothes, shoes, bootleg dvd's/cd's, electronics, etc.) that is purchased with the intent to resale in multiple, smaller amounts, to turn a profit. This is as simple of the concept buyingwholesale: buy bulk and save, sale small and profit.
Specific to drug terminology, work is denoted as a large supply - one that will allow multiple deals (as in to earn a living, work).
2.)verb. "Work" is the act of selling/hustling drugs, pussy, bootleg cd's, or anything else a person can think of.
3.) adjective. Often (especially with cannabis) "work" is used to describe product that is not very high grade or desirable from connoisseurs.

noun - "Yo is anything good around?" "Yeah but i'm down to a quarter oz, no work available right now."

verb - "I got me three ounces so i'm puttin in some work."

adjective - "This buds ok, but it isn't chronic." "Work is work" "yeah i know some kids that will buy it, let me get an ounce"

by big sean ak big sperm April 12, 2007

Work and Play

The worst possible answer to give when someone asks what you've been up to. You think you sound cool, but really, you just sound like an unoriginal moron.

Q) Sum up your holiday in one word?

A) Work and Play.

by PartyJardino March 1, 2009

wonko

An atomically explosive, dangerous blast from the rectum (butt-toot chamber) that will bring about the desimiation of the human race and every subspecies. It's horrible stench is the main elimination factor along with the hurricane winds that it produces as well as the green gaseous substance that lingers in the air for several decades. The blast is so strong that people's skin has been reported to have been singed off in a radius of 5,000 miles.

The notorious wonko of 2060 left the Earth unfit for life.

by Meowmeowleedleleedleleedlelee July 3, 2014

workend

Derived from "weekend," a workend--pronounced work-end-- is what one has when one spends their Saturday, Sunday, and possibly even Friday, doing nothing but something.

To be blunt: saying "I had a workend" is a quick way of saying "I didn't do anything but work this weekend, fuck my life."

Bob: Jeff, you coming to the movies this week?
Jeff: Nah man, I've got a workend.
Bob: Sorry bro, that history paper's a bitch.

Alice: Hey Jeff, what'd you do this weekend?
Jeff: I had a workend.
Alice: That stinks. History paper?
Jeff: Yep.

by Workender March 4, 2010

Social Work-out

The physical workout Social Workers get from running their clients places, chasing after client's children, or running around the office to get tasks done.

Friend: Hey, want to go to the gym with me?
Social Worker: No way. I got a Social Work-out yesterday chasing after my client's kids at the food stamp office.

by Comosedice December 10, 2010

Doin' Work

Flirting with a girl; bonding with a biddie you plan to mack; "Getting places" with a girl.

Guy #1: Where's Dave?

Guy #2: He's hanging out with Ashley.

Guy #1: Dave's doin' work.

Example #2-

Dave: Just got home from hanging with Ashley. I'm doin' some serious work...

by Supermanmaninthebox February 28, 2011

Nice work if you can get it

That would be pleasant to do. That would be fun (sometimes with sexual overtones)

He took them to the beach and got paid for it. Nice work if you can get it. What are you waiting for.

by The Return of Light Joker May 20, 2009