Drug Weasel

Someone who sells their prescription medications to drug dealers or others for profit.

I can't help you...I'm out of percs and my drug weasel's been ghosting me.

by ShmendrikDoofenheimer February 3, 2022

WEASEL

A weasel is a sly, slick, wicked person. They can convince you into anything they rob, steal but also very friendly.

Remember that foo Micheal? Yea that foos a weasel but hes koo haha

by SadgirlNymph February 29, 2020

Weasel

someone who is just like a snake but lies and is even more fake than a snake

Bestie: So why did you two break up?
Me: Because he was such a weasel.

by Strawberry111603 August 21, 2019

Jack weasel

A girl that gives it up frequently. But says in Public says your a jack weasel.

Def. You know im always giving it to you.

But everyone says hes always jacking off. At work ect.

Zack your a jack weasel. I am not. Yeah you are.
I am not. Why are you getting so mad?

You know im always making you work.

by Jack Weasel September 5, 2019

Weasel

An insult for a person that can also be used as an endearing term for a close friend.

“God that man is such a weasel.”
“Aww you’re my little weasel.”

by Beatmy December 3, 2021

weasel newbrook

prick

for fucks sake weasel newbrook your suck a prick

by wiggwam June 28, 2015

snow weasel

a snow weasel is a very rare breed of weasel which normally lives in the south and loves to hide out in public schools. they will steal your man so sneakily, and are very hard to be defeated. they have magical snow powers and can freeze any heart within seconds. beware of the dangerous snow weasel!!! their pettiness is out of control!!!! there is only one left in the entire world, so if you catch it, call 911!!!! they are very rare and will try and get your man so AVOID THEM!! if your man gets near one, get him to ditch it right away!

disclaimer: this entry is a joke, don't take it seriously

that girl is SUCH a snow weasel omg

by wildlife101 February 19, 2017