Michael Uccello

Thou ugly human being. Thou human has a big ass nose and is hairier than big foot. The gaywad has a humorousness nose and smells little kids with it. He runs at little kids with chocolate hands. He is a annoying skinny gaywad. He is decent at thou clash royale. thou gaywad has an Android which makes thou human even more gay than gay could be. Thou man is skinnier than chicken little's little cock.

You are very gay. You must be a Michael Uccello.

by Quandarious Dingles father April 7, 2022

Rare Uncle Market

The act of purchasing an uncle from Uganda, or any third world country. Like the Rare Fish Market, the Rare Uncle Market is a sign of wealth and success.

Baen: "Have you seen the Rare Uncle Market?!"
Lewis: "Yeah bro, 1 uncle is 1 Morbillion USD in CASH!"
Baen: "HOW CAN I AFFORD THIS"
Lewis: "Take out a mortgage and don't repay it!"
Baen: "Brilliant!"

by Lewis & Baen May 12, 2022

creepy uncle vibe

That sense you have when a guy both looks and behaves like a slimeball who could be your creepy uncle who once couldn’t stop smelling or touching your hair or making endless comments about your “figure.”

Yeah, he’s definitely got that creepy uncle vibe; I’m not sure if it’s the greased-back remaining hair or the furtive glances, but taken as a whole, it’s something I most certainly want to avoid!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023

Pop Tarts from your Uncle

Receiving a crappy gift/date/stalking from an older slightly creepy man.

Dude that date, was like getting pop tarts from your uncle.

by Doc Fitz February 27, 2019

bobs ur uncle

it a expression of saying correct in an archaic language

watch the episod eof teen titansg0 where robin fights da queen suing soda and tea bobs ur uncle

by underdogs_maze November 25, 2019

Pulling An Uncle Betty

Buying an item without a specified price

Dan: “ How Much Did That Cody? “
Cody: “ I Started Pulling An Uncle Betty, So I Have No Idea”

by LittleBleep February 15, 2020

(I need an Uncle Deavien!!)

The use of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” is to express that you need help to get through something new from someone who’s been in your position before and learned the lesson. You cannot make contact with the supernatural. Uncle Deavien passed away and used to give advice from his perspective when he went through something new to you that you can’t handle. Uncle Deavien is still helping you with absolute 0 contact. Uncle Deavien is Childless and you filled that spot he will help you for eternity.

Yo! Have you heard of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” ?

(I need an Uncle Deavien!!) - The use of the phrase “I need an Uncle Deavien!!” is to express that you need help to get through something new from someone who’s been in your position before and learned the lesson. You cannot make contact with the supernatural. Uncle Deavien passed away and used to give advice from his perspective when he went through something new to you that you can’t handle. Uncle Deavien is still helping you with absolute 0 contact. Uncle Deavien is Childless and you filled that spot he will help you for eternity.

by Beezlebub2324 February 5, 2022