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Turd taxidermist

One who mounts exceptional specimens of rectal release.
Bubba was full of crap. Although many people suspected it, no one knew for sure.. Thanks to the local turd taxidermist, he is able to stand proud and hold his own.
by Jeff & Lori March 27, 2007
mugGet the Turd taxidermistmug.

Sperm Turd

When a male/female shits out a sperm baby due to the result of a hard ass pounding the night before.
I gave that starfish allyson a sperm turd last night.
by Lord Thaddeus December 16, 2011
mugGet the Sperm Turdmug.

turds in the toilet

Refers to niggers in a toilet.
Flush the turds in the toilet, Rambis.
by APPUM April 18, 2017
mugGet the turds in the toiletmug.

pneumatic turd

a 'pnuematic turd' occurs when one farts in such a way as to trap the gaseous noxious mix inside one's rectum, thus creating an air pocket in one's rectum, mimicing the feeling of turding one's self.
"Oh man, I thought I just crapped my pants, but I only had a pneumatic turd. Thank God, because I do not have a change of underroos with me."
by bubbakeg99 December 28, 2009
mugGet the pneumatic turdmug.

Janky Turd

A term used by lame asses on BMX Museum to describe something shitty. Some dumb troll used it once and a bunch of guys picked up on it and use it to death.
Hey man, did you see that janky turd of a janky turd?
by Brak_Spaceman June 27, 2012
mugGet the Janky Turdmug.

Turd Morgue

Turd Morgue....A small under-used rectangle of grass just outside Burnley village center, where small numbers of hill-trolls spend their time looking at a spherical object repeatedly kicked "oop in`t sky!" whilst 'special people' dressed in purple & pale blue watch 'out of towners' kick the 'bouncy turnip' into their net several times every Saturday afternoon.
Turd Morgue...A place where 'special people' go.
A place where sheep graze in the summertime ...to save money
A place where dingles dwell (in small numbers)
A butt of many peoples jokes.
by Dr Fox May 22, 2007
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melon turd

a turd that smells and looks like a melon
by noob May 13, 2005
mugGet the melon turdmug.

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