In Cleveland, a movie theater that shows movies that have left the real movie theaters but are not out on video yet. They cost only a dollar or less to get in.
-Yo you seen The Dark Knight Yet.
~Naw, i missed it. It's not playing at the theater anymore so i will wait till it comes out on DVD.
-Naw man its at the Magic Johnson Dollar Theater now.
Having sex while you're menstruating, or having sex with a woman who is menstruating. Specifically describes the situation of having sex in the dark, and not noticing the condition until turning on the lights or walking into a lit room after the fact. Indicates surprise of noticing the site of your passion is splattered with blood, much like a murder scene. Situation is amplified by white sheets.
Can be expanded to "Murder Mystery Dinner Theatre" to imply that oral sex took place.
Dude 1: I brought this girl home last night, and it was awesome, at first...
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: When I switched on the lights, total Murder Mystery Theatre! My white sheets were ruined!
Dude 2: Wow man, that sucks!
Dude 1: Yeah, but she did offer to clean them, so I might keep seeing her...
Miss.Bowe: "Did anyone see the simpsons last night?"
Kid: "Yeah, that was funny."
Miss.Bowe: "You're on detention aren't you??"
Kid: "Yeah"
Miss.Bowe: "Well you've got another one from me for that smirk! On Friday night! Do you like Friday night detentions?"
Me: "Unlucky, mate. You just got the Bowe treatment!"