Tommy Two Time

To deceive. Similar to “the ol’ switcheroo” Or “pull a fast one.”

We’re gonna pull a Tommy Two Time on them

by Em.sars April 9, 2019

Tommy hacker

An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.

Look, there’s Tommy hacker *proceeds to lick his nostrils*

by SpreadingDemCheecks January 6, 2024

Tommy Mommy

A woman of dominant nature who cuddles you, asks you about your day, and tells you you're a good boy but punishes you if you misbehave. She will also partake in masculine hobbies or wear masculine clothing. A more refined taste for the submissive and breedable men in the world.

After me and my girlfriend had sex, she decided to watch the game. She's a real Tommy Mommy.

by GawainTheGreen January 17, 2024

Tommy

a godly man who made a shit ton of definitions

holy frick it's tommy

by raybeez February 10, 2022

TOMMIE

The name gIven to:
A. 21y0F. Orphan child that h8. Helping others to do the right thing w/ pure intentions.

Fried 0r.I.p.s. Islyltd
4 ppl she wuv.

Usually does things backwards but ever once

In blue’ Moon findS.heRself doing all good things the most impoRtant natural function you @ll M.K.0. Simply breathing easier caressed with lullabies of a heartbeat.

Tdawg: I can’t fw tommie after she just walked out like that.

D1: yeah I dunno they all seem pretty pissed.
Tommie: What didn’t I do this time?

by Lttdg September 26, 2022

Tommy Ly

An alcoholic that is covered in dried cum and tears perpetually.

I hate going to Downtown, there's always a bunch of Tommy Ly there.

by Perpetualism October 11, 2019

Little Tommy

A generic term for trolls, troublemakers, and those bringing negative vibes to a community. The natural enemy of good times, positive vibes, motivation, and innovation.

Just ignore the Little Tommy.

by Bucky Day January 2, 2025