Phone-to-face

Dropping a cell phone onto your face when using it whilst lying down on a bed, couch, etc.

Guy1: *looks at Guy2's face* Oh god, what the hell's wrong with your nose?

Guy2* *points to bandage on bridge of nose* Uh... I was using my cell in bed last night and straight up dropped it on my face. Yeah, I pulled off a phone-to-face. Fuck my life, it hurts so much.

Guy1: Damn, I'm sorry, man.

by RokettoJanpu June 15, 2018

Phone Rape

When your friend is continuously calling you every 2 minutes to clear a doubt right before an exam

Friend:Hey man, what's a lodestone?
You:Man will you stop this fucking Phone Rape??This is like the 69th time.

by HandleSwag February 22, 2015

Phone Letter

A text message, usually a really long text message. Most commonly sent by angry white women.

My main chick just sent me another phone letter. I better put my phone on charge.

by White Hawk1 April 8, 2022

phone gay

Someone puts a strap-on on their phone so they can film themself getting boned in the ass.

Isaiah is a phone gay

by Izumii67 May 22, 2018

dusty phone

The lack of business that forces an escort downmarket

'Remember Louella? She used to charge $250 as an iprondependent. Now she's in Diamond Girls at $60 a throw.'
'Dusty phone I reckon.'

by DippiusDappus July 30, 2020

Phone Peeler

She's the woman who you are with and she likes to peel through your phone.

She's a Phone Peeler, AAAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

by onryou74 August 1, 2012

Phone Prag

A customer service agent that must take irate customer abuse day after day with no option to stand up for oneself. A self-hating SOB in a dea-end job with little or no other employment options.

Aaron is such a phone prag. I hope he gets out of that hell-hole soon. He's gonna' wither and die in there!

by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010