Clam Jam

With a variety of clam, from the Bearded Clam to the Soft Shell Smooth Clam, many Clams can be found with Clam Jam. Clam Jam is a buildup of male ejaculation, that becomes engulfed in the clams natural frothy excretion, causing both to solidify into Clam Jam. Clam Jam can be identified on these Clams based on texture, and jello like texture. This makes for a wholesome snack on crackers when obtained freshly from the Clam. Most Women quite enjoy the Clam Jam spread on crackers with a cold glass of pink Moscato.

Jenny's clam was spewing Clam Jam, so I made her Clam Jam Crackers with a glass of Moscato.

by Peter R Wong January 29, 2021

Razor Clam

An expression meaning to shave one's bathing suit area.

She's gonna name her band, The Razor Clams.

by Chief Park Ranger February 3, 2019

clam jaws

A violent vagina

That girl had clam jaws

by Suck My Dictionary July 16, 2014

Clam Cuffs

When you double fist a female in the vagina, but she clinches down and you can't get your hands out.

Hey John, I was double fisting this chick the other day, but she put me in clam cuffs and I was stuck there for another hour!!

by Nasty Dave June 20, 2019

Clam Slam

When a female is being rude and you want to give her and RKO to her vaginal region.

Thalia was pissing me off so i gave her a Clam Slam.

by Pencilfetus December 28, 2015

clam brush

a brush used for sweaty fat women who cant properly clean there dirty clam hair

my clam brush works well in cleaning my filthy clam hair the fatty said

by ringlewart March 6, 2017

Clam Stand

The female version of tea bagging

The party got so crazy, that Nathan passed out....so Rachel clam standed him

by meggymc August 16, 2016