suck a soft one

a very popular saying that is used to insult someone. can also add other details to the insult, depending on how severe the offense is. example: go suck your father's soft one

"you are so annoying. go suck a soft one."
"i wish that creeper would go away. he can go suck a soft one."

by suckasoftone March 2, 2008

gettin em semi-soft

Gettin em semi-soft is very similar to "gettin em hard." It means the same thing, but is only used when the situation is intense, but not that extreme.

Guy 1: Holy crap, that mof just shot him!

Guy 2: Gettin em semi-soft!

by Luke Ax August 14, 2009

Bangin' a softie

The act of having sex with a fat person.

I threw up in my mouth a little when I walked in on my roommate bangin' a softie.

by Jilly Beane June 28, 2011

soft cock

A person who decides to stay at home, rather than heading out with their friends. This person usually uses the excuse "that they have had a busy day", "they are tied" or "I had a big one last night"...

Mitch had a busy day at work and decided he would stay at home and "soft cock" it for the night...

by Party Hard February 13, 2007

fabric softener

what is fabric softener

is this fabric softener

by what is fabric softener March 9, 2017

Soft Racism

When someone (often an old foreigner) says something with a soft racial undertone about another race that is not meant to be derogatory but often comes out in a way that may make others slightly uncomfortable and slightly embarrassed yet sympathetic for said old person.

Often it is because of a difference in social and cultural norms that they say something softly racist.

Older foreigner: "When I was in India they were all shaking their heads left to right instead of up and down when they agreed with me. It was crazy" *does weird head motion* (cultural thing)

Young western people in room: "uhmm..err...hmm..i see"*feeling a weird uncomfortable combo of awkwardness and humour*

Young Indian guy in room: "Ha ha ya thats us alright" (slight awkward feeling of being caught off guard with some soft racism)

by PetePabs January 10, 2013

soft taco

A humorous prank. While an unsuspecting male friend slumbers, two or more males strip naked, and lie in the spooning position on either side of the victim, cuddling until he awakens. Upon his waking, the two shout (in unison) "Soft Taco"

Will-Will slept alone in his tent, so Josh and Blake woke him up with a soft taco.

by Waverly September 3, 2005