Sunday Sleep-In Rule

The law that proclaims that all people are forbidden from sleeping in past 9:00 AM on a Sunday. Despite the fact that people often stay up very late on Saturday, they are not to sleep in on Sunday to catch up on their rest. The reason for this is if one sleeps until 1:00 PM on Sunday they will likely not be able to fall asleep until a minimum of 12-14 hours later - meaning that they will then be very overtired for an early Monday morning of work.

1: Man, that's like your fourth cup of coffee this morning!

2: Yeah, I didn't get nearly enough sleep last night...

1: Really, why?

2: I slept in until 12:30 PM yesterday and then couldn't fall asleep until 2:30... then I had to get up a quarter past 6.

1: Ouch. Well, that's what you get for violating the Sunday Sleep-In Rule.

by Yankees Suck Yankees Suck October 19, 2010

sanjaya

a rich italian hindu that used to be a poor rice farmer, and a mercinary and spy. Now he is a singer and has a hot girlfriend, also a goodlooking indian guy with italian and greek decent

"Man, that indian is a sanjaya, yeah browns"

by Germayne October 3, 2007

Sanjay

Do Sanjay also known as a deadbeat ass father tryna hide his baby from the world .. he is a bozo & his Babymom will never let him be great LMAOOO

“ Sanjay, your babymom will NEVER let you be great “

by Ctore99 March 1, 2021

sunday roast

when an old man talks about getting laid, only to find out he made love to the sunday lamb cutlets.

oh fuck it, grandads made the sunday roast again this week. only give me two lamb cutlets.

by jake16 June 14, 2007

Sunday Stomach

The queasy stomach feeling one on has the Sunday after a weekend of punishing ones insides with an assortment of alcoholic beverages. Symptoms include: extreme hunger, sick feeling after food reacts with remaining alcohol, desire to vomit out innards. The feeling is magnified when different types of cheap liquor are combined. Often accompanied by a massive headache.

Bro 1: Dude, what did you drink last night.
Bro 2: Some natty lights, shots of vodka and tequila, and a couple four lokos.
Bro 1: You must have a bad case of sunday stomach.
Bro 2: Yea man, and that burrito isn't helping anything.

by partyrocker15 July 29, 2011

Sundays are for the girls

A weak attempt at answering "Saturdays are for the boys." Similar to how the Warsaw Pact answered NATO.

Sundays are actually not for the girls, only Saturdays are reserved, and for the boys specifically.

Madi: "Sundays are for the girls!"
Ryan: "No they aren't, they are for Jesus."

by rsmith539 May 27, 2017

FAT KID SUNDAY

SURFING THE COUCH AFTER A WEEKEND OF PARTYING

After Addie's party got so crazy, Charlie and I did Fat Kid Sunday the next day.

by RLamar March 21, 2009