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Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole
Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp
by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024
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60/40 split

The 60/40 split is a form of relationship dynamic, statistically one of the most, if not THE most stable relationship dynamic. It is where the man is the primary earner and pays 60% of the bills, and the woman is the secondary earner who pays 40% of the bills. In terms of chores and childcare, they are split evenly among the couple. This is not to be confused with the 40/60 split where the man pays 40% and the woman pays 60%.

Statistically, a relationship with a male primary earner, female secondary earner, and equal sharing of household responsibilities, is the most stable - with low rates of adultery, low rates of divorce, and high rates of reported marital satisfaction. This is because it strikes a balance with the best of both worlds between traditional and egalitarian relationships, meeting it in the middle.

Kids may or may not be put in daycare, depending on the couple's preferences. Sometimes the government may choose paid transferable parental leave, which is also a good option.
Anna: My boyfriend and I are doing the 60/40 split, it works great for us.
by mohpashun February 1, 2025
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Doing the Splits

means to bow down or split your morals to get money. Mostly used against women who speak their mind and people do not agree
Another day and another “legend” doing the splits on it for the yearly TKO gift basket… 🥱
by thelostcauseofwords September 24, 2025
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Banana split with cherries and whipped cream

Sucking that dick (banana) and balls (cherries) so good that he comes real good (the whipped cream).
My man is so very horny so I’m gonna give him a banana split with cherries and whipped cream.
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
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campground split

while driving through the campgrounds of oak bluffs a large crowd of bewildered old folks will spread like your car is moses and they are the red sea....on a one lane road....thus causing you to drive through the masses and be gawked at like you are of alien descent
"its one lane why dont they just go to one side....oh no the campground split egads"!!!
by billypee October 21, 2010
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corner split

in cardistry if you drop your deck and it lands on the edge you may got some corner splits. A card consists of 2/3 layers of paper and a corner split is when these papers plit on the corner.
i dropped my deck on the floor now i got corner splits.
by Gay = funny January 3, 2022
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Split the wood

A mark ass nigga that splits the backwood instead of unraveling the backwood
Yo this nigga Marcus deadass just split the wood
by Splithewood December 2, 2016
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