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Split

A lesser version of the word frigid, split means to not want to kiss or hug or outwardly display affection in public.
Boy 1: Diana wouldn't hug me last night.
Boy 2: That's 'cause she's split.
by SiMeg August 7, 2009
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split the shitter

To accidentally enter the anus, when vigorously attempting to enter the vagina.
We were going at it full throttle until I missed and split the shitter, then it was game over. She was in tears and I had blue balls.
by FoxFace78 June 9, 2022
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split pees

Meaning Pussy. If pee pee is the equivalent to a penis, then split pee pee is the equivalent to a vagina.
Remember to eat your split pees.
by Se7enwolf October 10, 2011
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split chicken

Female sprawled out with vagina showing for all to see
She was laid up on the bed like a split chicken.
by anonymous November 28, 2023
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Split a cab

When two men have gay sex and get each other pregnant.
"How did William and Joseph both get pregnant simultaneously? They split a cab last year."
by comethrower December 7, 2024
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Split

Did a split for the cash
Did a split for the cash
by Tracyb66 September 23, 2020
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Split in the Classroom

This is the term used for when you tell your girl she need to spread her ass out so you can stick your fat cock in it
Bitch, bend over and split in the classroom
by TheNigBigga March 11, 2020
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