sneaky farmer

Melting butter in your asshole and using corn on the Cob to wipe It out
Nick love it when Toni gives him the sneaky farmer until he has to clean up the melted butter
by Cumguzzler92648 November 28, 2024
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Sneaky Blowjob

1. A Sneaky Blowjob can be sticking two cups inside one another, the top one with milk or some other liquid, and then blowing into the bottom one to send the top cup shooting out and spraying all over everyone else at the table.
2. It can also be used a verb to describe something that sucks.
Guy 1: Man that workout today sucked
Guy 2: Yeah, coach gave as such a Sneaky Blowjob of a workout.
by qwertuyiou October 07, 2010
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sneaky leaver

When someone leaves the room, trying to not be noticed to go and masturbate.
Hey, remember when i randomly ran off last night? Ha. Im a sneaky leaver.
by Icubertyyyyyy July 05, 2018
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sneaky strawberry

When one is, without warning, anally penetrated by a very redened, un-circumcised, penis head.
Don't you be trying no sneaky strawberry on me!!
by Joey Joe Joe July 08, 2017
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Sneaky Julie

A female office worker that can’t stop stealing office equipment and stationery. A form of kleptomania that frustrates other workers when their pens, staplers etc go missing.
Shit ! I can’t find the small stapler. I bet some sneaky Julie has ducked off with it.
by The Zurnich July 27, 2023
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Sneaky Lubbock

The catastrophic result of a Anal sex face down in a hot tub resulting in horrific anal tearing aka ruptured anoose
Mike tried giving ben a sneaky Lubbock lucky we had plenty of lube
by Evie one June 14, 2014
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The Sneaky Gauntlet

When your girl of choice (preferably your girlfriend i suppose...) is in deep sleep you slowly and covertly move her hand into place near the cock, forming her hand into the shape of your hand when thus is preparing for masturbation and proceed to use her hand for pleasure.
"So uhhhh lets get down and dirty tonight honey." "Awwee I'm tired. I think I'm just going to lay down to sleep. Not really in the mood." "Ah...Ok i guess...goodnight..." 45min. later. "Gonna try The Sneaky Gauntlet hope she doesn't wake up...or do I."
by Stranger of Danger August 18, 2013
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