shovelspooning

to quickly shovel spoonfuls of crack into one's mouth

The girl had to go to rehab for her compulsive shovelspooning behaviors, especially when she is left alone.

by Inner Venchin November 5, 2008

Showerbation

Process of masturbating while taking a shower. Very convenient, due to the fact that most often ejaculation can easily be washed down the drain, the running water makes the activity more pleasurable, and practically every substance around is a lubricant.

Roommate: God, why does it take so long for Jacob to shower?

Passer-by: Isn't it obvious, he probably does showerbation every chance he gets!

Roommate: Oh gross, I hope he washes all the jizz down the drain.

by Vahney_981 December 30, 2010

shower bull

Similar to a shower beer. The act of drinking a Red Bull while showering. Usually done late in the evening to prepare for a night out.

Dude, I totally had to shower bull it up to have energy for the night.

shower beer red bull

by SL and TO September 5, 2010

shower stoned

when you are in the shower or bath and the water feels so good that you want to or have to stay in that same spot for a good hour or so

After Clay woke up, he had to take a warm shower and ended up shower stoned.
After Caleb made 30 points at the basketball game, he had to take a shower and ended up shower stoned for a good hour.

by cashmoney777 April 23, 2011

Showerbowl

Where a person smokes a bowl and jumps right into the shower after.

Bro, I did a showerbowl last night and it felt so relaxing.

by gabzillatron November 15, 2011

Shower Poodle

The mat of hair that collects on a shower drain.

Water was pooling up in the tub so I scooped the shower poodle out to let it drain.

by Reverend Homeslice February 3, 2012

Shower Cock

An impressively large penis sufficient to hold its own when viewed by one's peers in the shower.

'S'truth that bloke has some serious shower cock!'

'If you're going to bathe in those hot springs you'll need a decent shower cock if you don't want to be laughed at.'

'I won't walk right for a week - he was packing some monstrous shower cock.'

by StrangelySane November 14, 2012