Shithawk

A child that is particularly dirty or grubby. Also a descriptive word for a seagull.

That new kid is a little grubber. Yeah he is a proper little shithawk.

by The tractor whisperer July 17, 2016

Shirtle

When you pull your shirt over your head so only your face sticks through, just like a turtle peeking out through its shell.

When I get drunk I often go full shirtle.

by mshem August 21, 2016

shirtless showdown

The fistfights that occur only after at least one person takes off their shirt to show their muscles and look tough. fight, fistfight, brawl, beatdown, street fight, punch, box, throw hands, Worldstar

Two MMA wannabes got into a shirtless showdown in the parking lot and managed to knock each other out.

by joecoolthefool December 18, 2016

shirt burglar

1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.

2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.

Definition 1

Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he

always wears different clothes.

Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?

Definition 2

Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.

Person 2: what a shirt burgular

by Getsit June 26, 2017

shirt ball

A giant ball made of shirts.

“Dude, I saw a huge shirt ball in my brothers closet, what a pig... yet I suppose it could be a creative thing...”

by Chicken Wing Sandwich November 8, 2017

Shirt Slut

The person who goes to events only for the free tshirt

I only joined marching band to be a shirt slut

by Onyx2 November 13, 2017

shirtneck

when you cant remember the name of your shirt collar so you make something up

"tugging at your shirtneck."

by flyte627 May 9, 2018