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shalted

Totally smashed, wasted, hammered, shitfaced, and the like. Used exclusively for excessive drinking.
"Dude, you should've seen Chris last night. He got totally shalted and bounced with some chick we've never even seen before."

"Uhg, I've had such a rough week. Let's go out and get completely shalted tonight."
by prettymucheverysaturdaynight December 6, 2009
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Sheet angel

Akin to laying in the snow and moving ones arms and legs back and forth to create an impression, a sheet angel is a recognizable pattern or shape left in the twisted bed sheets after some rather vigorous lovemaking.
Judging from the sheet angels left in the hotel bed it's clear that SOMEONE likes oral...
by myykuul February 3, 2010
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SheetFuck

A very dumb foreign person who pronounces shit as "Sheet"
A fuck, (person) who cant speak english is a SheetFuck
by Patches25 June 11, 2010
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Sheftu

A very very hot guy, but he is kind of girly, he has a bejeweled knife.
Person 1: How was your date?
Person 2: Pretty good, the guy was such a Sheftu
by Osker56 March 18, 2011
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Sheeter

The instantaneous ability to know the geography of any location on the Earth by stepping off the train/tram.

The naturally occurring GPS within one’s mind which prevents any confusion of travel and also recognizing the shortest possible route.

The act of laying sheets.
You're a Sheeter, you just led 30 American's around Europe without looking at a map!
by j-bonz July 25, 2011
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Shectic

when something is so Hectic (crazy) it makes you say shit, Hectic ... Shectic
"omg, did you see that?"

"Shectic yo"

"that party was fucking Shectic"

"fuckin' Shectic"
by Joekage April 26, 2015
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sheetbaby

While having sex with a girl the guy pulls out and cums on the sheet, the guy is cleaning up and the girl takes the guys cum from the sheets and shoves it in her vagina inorder to have a baby
I had sex with Sierra and I was cleaning up in the bathroom and I came out and saw her trying to have a sheetbaby
by Anonymous102847392910192836 January 23, 2016
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