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segals law

Segal's law is an adage that states: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
by zkrcast December 24, 2023
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sealien

an intelligent, terrestrial organism living undetected in underwater bases across all major seas on planet Earth.
Dude, I always told you, it's sealiens, not aliens :D
by Guts Berzoerk January 12, 2024
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Sealand Boil

I made the sealand boil and my neck broke out
by Watchyotone January 17, 2024
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samalang

a really shitty nickname that sucks dick and should die and i hate it so much that i might genuinely shoot myself and make you all scrape my brains off the wall
Hey samalang!”

Kill yourself.”
by IHATESAMALANG February 15, 2024
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Samaltous situation

A situation which is reached after making terrible decisions but will make for great stories.
On seeing his car fallen head-first in a ditch, Srihari exclaimed : "We find ourselves in a Samaltous situation".

"Oh man, having Nitin on that trip to Florida made it a Samaltous situation, through and through."
by BulleKeBaal March 21, 2024
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seballicious

There seballicious the fatty
by anonymous May 23, 2024
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Sealionish

Someone who acts like a sealion
"Bro Bob was tweaking yesterday"

"Yeah he was so sealionish"
by Wincord March 13, 2026
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