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Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.
NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."
by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015
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sandwich seeker

An individual who frequents Emergency Rooms with non medical or illegitimate reasons. Usually a homeless individual who misuses Emergency Room and / or Emergency Services daily for the purpose of getting fed or attention seeking with demanding and demeaning overtones. Also known in the medical community as a frequent flyer.
Nurse 1: "Oh no that Sandwich Seeker is back in the ER."
by MadMax808 September 7, 2016
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Miracle seeds

A seed made popular by Rick and Morty, Where as a young boy shoves seeds up his ass... for knowledge of course.
"I need you to go to the bathroom and just shove them way up there *Burp* MOOORTY IM OLD SO THE MIRACLE SEEDS WILL JUST FA * BURP* AAL OUT MORTY"
by {PurpleFlurp} October 8, 2016
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Argue seeking

A person who fishes for argument or would say something to make an argument worse
a lot of people are argue seeking in this generation
by Joel Oppar November 15, 2016
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come seeka

A person who is constantly seeking for ejaculation fluids. Slang term usually used by hoodrats.
That girl so thirsty. She's a come seeka.
by abigñigger November 16, 2016
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socket seeker

Travelers hovering around power outlets waiting (for an open outlet) to charge their device.
This airport is full of socket seekers. I can't find an outlet anywhere.
by Caffeinated Bacon December 8, 2016
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Vagina seeds

Vagina seeds refer to a man who suddenly sprouts a vagina due to having a weak womanly moment
My boyfriend suddenly sprouted vagina seeds during an argument .
by Sourmug32 March 11, 2017
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