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Satan

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My nickname is Satan.
by TOAOSL April 15, 2023
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Satanic Jesus

Jesus with horns, a pitchfork and a devil's tail adorned with a crown of thorns. He has a shepherd's crook and a pentagram necklace. Ruler of Hellven. He walks on cloven hoof. You must forgive him for everybody's sins since he's taking responsibility for them.
"The rod and the staff of Satanic Jesus is the comforting key to eternal salivation!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 27, 2023
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To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.
"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."
by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023
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satan

An adversary or an opponent.

When put in as, "Satan", it would direct our attention to Lucifer. In the standard case, it would mean someone who opposes another.
"I just can't get past the fact that you really are satan."

"I think I know a satan when I see one."
by lsaylessl May 10, 2023
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Spawn of Satan

A demon girl, that’s bad news but is a 10/10. you will do anything for her because she has a hold on you and your dick! A true spawn of Satan.
That girl ain’t a demon bro she’s a “spawn of Satan”. She will drain your sack and your mental!
by Mnsrd September 10, 2023
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hotter than satans cooter

omg it’s hotter than satans cooter in here
by anonymous September 23, 2023
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Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.
Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.
by Trulldull October 7, 2023
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