Sanding his maypole

Masturbating in public

Tony said, "It must be spring. I saw a guy in the park sanding his maypole."

by Ski2UDie May 22, 2011

sand in your vagina

a condition causing bad moods, usually experienced by females but also can affect some males. Can only be fixed by a douche!

You're in a bad mood today, have you got sand in your vagina?

by rubberbudgie October 8, 2003

Sand bag

a person ( male or female) in a relationship who requires a lot of attention, nosy, always wants to be with you never gives you space and you always have to call them with and update. etc

john has to take stacy everywhere he goes because she is overly attached but he hates that she is such a sand bag

by stacy-ann October 24, 2008

King of Sand Niggers

A game played by two or more individuals. The aim of the game the game is to get as much sand on or inside your body by lying still in the sea and letting the waves roll over you. Th winner of the game is the person with most sand in each orifice.

Guy1:"I'm the king of sand niggers!"
Guy2:" No clearly im the king of sand niggers i got way more sand in my eyes!!

by Rastaman36 May 17, 2009

sand in your vagina

When someone is bein impossible. Comin at you bitching over any and everything

All I said was "look hun,we got 4 grand a month goin out in credit card bills, unless yo ass plannin on gettin a job maybe you should chill on the........

(Her) nigga who the fuck is you talkin to like that. Last time I checked YO ass was paying 19.99 a month for your "milfs with jugs" subscription

Me - what a bitch, you obviously have sand in your vagina , don't worry, it should clear up in 2 or 3 days

by hookdaddy January 13, 2016

Persian Sand Goggles

The act of a male getting a blow job from a female. The male is standing over her with his Penis in her mouth. With each ball on an eye of the females face. Thus, Persian Sand Goggles.

Jenny: So I was with Rob last night& he asked me to give him head.

Michelle: Did he let you wear the Persian Sand Goggles?!

by Paigema July 24, 2011

chinese sand nigger

a person that has nigger lips then smokes a blunt and gets chinesed eyed!

my boy jason is a chinese sand nigger!

by dirty q tip April 3, 2009