Sanding his maypole

Tony said, "It must be spring. I saw a guy in the park sanding his maypole."
by Ski2UDie April 30, 2011
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alabama sand cutch

A vagina with legs and live in fields and. Chase people named Lil.
The Alabama sand cutch. Chased the man down and ducked him
by Lil neremy March 30, 2017
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sand in your vagina

a condition causing bad moods, usually experienced by females but also can affect some males. Can only be fixed by a douche!
You're in a bad mood today, have you got sand in your vagina?
by rubberbudgie October 09, 2003
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Sand bag

a person ( male or female) in a relationship who requires a lot of attention, nosy, always wants to be with you never gives you space and you always have to call them with and update. etc
john has to take stacy everywhere he goes because she is overly attached but he hates that she is such a sand bag
by stacy-ann September 09, 2008
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King of Sand Niggers

A game played by two or more individuals. The aim of the game the game is to get as much sand on or inside your body by lying still in the sea and letting the waves roll over you. Th winner of the game is the person with most sand in each orifice.
Guy1:"I'm the king of sand niggers!"
Guy2:" No clearly im the king of sand niggers i got way more sand in my eyes!!
by Rastaman36 May 17, 2009
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sand in your vagina

When someone is bein impossible. Comin at you bitching over any and everything
All I said was "look hun,we got 4 grand a month goin out in credit card bills, unless yo ass plannin on gettin a job maybe you should chill on the........

(Her) nigga who the fuck is you talkin to like that. Last time I checked YO ass was paying 19.99 a month for your "milfs with jugs" subscription

Me - what a bitch, you obviously have sand in your vagina , don't worry, it should clear up in 2 or 3 days
by hookdaddy November 10, 2015
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Persian Sand Goggles

The act of a male getting a blow job from a female. The male is standing over her with his Penis in her mouth. With each ball on an eye of the females face. Thus, Persian Sand Goggles.
Jenny: So I was with Rob last night& he asked me to give him head.

Michelle: Did he let you wear the Persian Sand Goggles?!
by Paigema July 24, 2011
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