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Olesen Sale 

When a company raises prices by a large percentage, then declares a sale on the same items for a smaller percentage, giving the impression of big savings but in reality pocketing higher profits than usual. References Little House on the Prairie episode "Harriet's Happenings" (1978) in which the Mrs. Oleson raises the price of her goods 50% but advertises a 30% discount. "We'll make a 20% profit!"
"This TV cost less money before Black Friday! What an Olesen Sale!"
Olesen Sale by KittenWithaWhip December 1, 2011
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Garage Sale 

When people try to make a profit off of objects/junk they never bought themselves.
Person 1: (hangs up sign for garage sale)
Person 2: I'd better get out of here, this is starting to look like a Garage Sale
Garage Sale by Shuastereno October 23, 2012

Yard sale 

v. The process of turning $10,000 into $500. It usually takes years to complete.
"I made $300 selling stuff than I paid over $4000 for over the years. That was a good yard sale."
Yard sale by ichyban October 8, 2014

Yard sale 

Stuff thrown around everywhere, no one knows what’s going on.
How was that’s workout?

Dude it was a strait up yard sale!
Yard sale by HaggardHero22 October 25, 2017

yard sale 

A weekend cash-raising event where either you are selling strips of sod from your front lawn, or all the items for sale are three feet long.
I was gonna widen the asphalt parking-area in front of my house, so I carefully cut the grassy sod into easy-to-manage three-foot-long strips, neatly rolled it up and bagged it, and then held a yard sale.
yard sale by QuacksO September 9, 2018

bail sale 

When a sale is almost reached, but rejected at the last moment.
I had a bail sale on that expensive car. Dang!
bail sale by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
Opportunistic looting during civil unrest.

Ca also be used figuratively for really busy/crazy actual store sales
Where'd you get that 60-inch tv, brah?

Riot sale, after Rodney King. I swear, a riot sale is better than Price is Right for free shit!