A person who enjoys the act of rubbing other people’s johns (commonly known as penises) for the single purpose of mischief.
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Person: I had sex last night with this girl who insisted we use an American rubber so I took it off at the last second
Person 2: that's fucking evil
Person 2: that's fucking evil
by Datboii2344 July 16, 2023
Get the American rubber mug.Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.
Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.
by QuacksO August 9, 2023
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Get the rubber balloon break mug.“Rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels.”was the response to the complaint about thr long ride.
by Dfwgeorge August 15, 2023
Get the rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels mug.Male Singer: He's made of rubber!
Female Singers: How did dat happen?
YOHOHO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUMGUM
Female Singers: How did dat happen?
YOHOHO HE TOOK A BITE OF GUMGUM
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