Road Jerky 

A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.

The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.

Road Jerky by The Plowman November 29, 2012

Road Shoeing

To Kiss some one

Look at that couple road shoeing!

Road Shoeing by diddydee February 5, 2013

Road Fashioned 

The act of a passenger giving an old fashioned to the driver whilst driving a vehicle. An offshoot of road head, replacing the mouth with the hand.

"She gave him such a good road fashioned on the ride home that he hit a telephone pole."

Road Fashioned by TDawwwwg August 26, 2013

Road to Wembley 

Line of hair leading directly to a man's genital area. Also known as a 'stairway to heaven'.

Girl 1: Did you see Jack's dark trail of hair under his belly-button at the beach yesterday?
Girl 2: Oh, you mean his road to Wembley?

Road to Wembley by Mylosc August 27, 2013

Road-burned bratwurst 

When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction

Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?

Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk

Road-burned bratwurst by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013

Road Rubbing

The act of pleasuring oneself while travelling in a car or similar vehicle

"You feel like road rubbing on the way home?"

Road Rubbing by Ironwolf226 December 2, 2013

road loaf 

Mass of dead animal carcass lying on the road at the point at which genus and species is still detectable, but still does not constitute as road slime

Watch out for that big chunk of road loaf in the road

road loaf by Tiberius Kirk April 11, 2014